"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain (Performed by Santiago)
If you all don't mind, a got a song stuck in my head and I feel like performing it. I hope you will all deal with my... modified... rendition of it.
I walk off the stage as the music begins. I hate staying up on the stage, so impersonal.
I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius-you drive me up the wall
I walk over to Marius who is sitting at the bar and partially sit down in his lap, singing to him.
You're a regular original, a know-it-all
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you've been around for two millenia
That don't impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
I kiss him on the cheek as he laughs at me. I begin once more walking around the club.
I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve-just in case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place
I look over my shoulder at Lestat, walk over and put my arm around his waist. I run my other hand down his chest.
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're Lestat
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
I set back off on my journey around the bar, finding my next target.
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
C'mon baby tell me-you must be jokin', right!
I walk up behind Laurent and ruffle up his hair.
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you've got a Ferrari
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
I walk over to Daniel and put my hand under his chin.
That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much
Okay, so what do you think you're Daniel or something...
I walk back up on stage.
Whatever...
That don't impress me
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