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 Submitted by BlackSunshine
The Santiago Action figure..By VampTel Productions...
He has a wardrobe of Leather, and a really cool Harley Davidson Model bike..Kids you can ride with him all over town the bike is electronic and mimics the sound of a Real Harley. He has moveable parts you can pose him however you wish...Watch out! Lestat Doll Fanatics this toy has more bite...And He lights up for those nighttime play times...So no worries about getting caught with the lights on by your parents, you can play with him in the dark. Also, check out more accessories like this Model Macabre theater that comes with plenty of fake blood and a Guillotine for those more grotesque burlesque shows...
Your Parents will be frightened, Your friends will be impressed.. Get your Santiago Action figure and "Theater de Vampire" Today! While Quanties last...
Submitted by Dejiko
Well, look no further pain wracked PS3 owner, for the answer to all your holiday gaming questions has come...in the form of Electronic Parts new game release.... "Theatre des Vampires: Santiago Strikes Back!" Taking advantage of the PS3's beautiful graphics and Hi-def quality images, the game transports you to the decadent age of seventeenth century France. There, amidst powdered wigs and crazy politics, you take control of the actor and vampire, Santiago. Go up against the fanatical satanist vampires who seek to convert you with cardboard signs that read, "Convert now!" and "Satan loves you..." Battle Santino's hoard of crazy catacomb rats and put on challenging theatre perfomances at the same time.... Special bonus features allow the player to unlock secret levels: "Too sexy for my shirt mode" has Santiago trying to see just how many of the populace he can bewitch as he puts on various sexy silk shirts and leather attire. "Quick Scythe mode" is a challenging level with a timer; See just how fast Santiago can evade Louis' whirling scythe attack and "pyro-bombs." "Fangirl madness" is a special insane level that sees just how many fangirls Santiago can outrun before tackling him to the ground. Look out for ninja fangirl... It's like Final Fantasy on drugs, it's like Devil May Cry meets Napoleon Bonaparte, it's like.....nothing you've ever seen before! Literally... Get "Theatre des Vampires" Santiago Strikes Back!" now, before this game dissapears off the shelves! *Warning: excessive exposure to santiago's sexiness may cause epileptic fits and bouts of swooning. Play with caution and remember, just because Santiago looks real on the screen doesn't mean you should headbutt the television trying to get to him...*
Submitted by Yazmin
Detours and Riddles.
An alcoholic beverage game for those with the skill and bravery. Set up for a group of participants, ‘Santiago – Detours and riddles’ will be sure to challenge even the smartest of players.
Test your knowledge and quick-witted humour with the play cards provided in the dark and mischievously themed board game. Take your turns in trying to solve the puzzling riddles, but be careful! If the Santiago timer catches up on you, you must face the morbid consequences of becoming intoxicated beyond belief. If a riddle is failed the rules are set for you to take the detour of drinking a shot and performing a dare.
You’ll be a fool to miss out on this mind numbing set! Spend this Christmas guessing in a game that is more then unpredictable. With twists and turns and lack of balance included you’ll be sure to have a fun filled and terribly adventurous seasonal holiday.
Santiago – The game that will leave your head spinning!
Age: 18+ Alcoholic beverages sold separately. Special offer the first week!
Submitted by Brenda Lee - WINNER!
For Sale
One 100% pure vampire with lust in his eyes
Ok all he isn't going to be cheap, this fine strapping piece of man comes with a hefty price. I will admit, feeding him will be a snap. Well , maybe not so much so, but you will never have to worry about food bills. The only down side of having such a beautiful, sexy vampire in your home meals. Now I have solved this problem, it is easy. I will give you a little card that will get you into the local blood bank where you can make nightly withdrawls with no questions asked. Guido is used to serving the lovely creatures of the night., he was also raised to ask no questions.
Now, what will you get for your money? Well you get the best security guard you can ever ask for, who will mess with you when you have this man at your side? He also.. ~coughs a little is a charmer with all, and might even make you some money with his silvery tongue. Ok, maybe I am not doing my job well here.. let me try this from another point of view. Here is a picture of the lovely stud, http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k320/BreLeeISsigs/33.jpg . Now I am going to ask you all, how can you let this fine specimen of manhood pass you by, and not just a man but an immortal one as well . He will be able to help protect your family for generations to come.. Now for the price tag.. for this wonder piece of immortal flesh, I am not asking much. Just 3 million for a lifetime of security for you and your family, just think about it. You will be the only one on your block with an immortal protecter. So, don't walk , run to get him while you can. The one and the only Santiago.
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